firesuperstar:

Lmao Janna just kinda lives at Marcos house now

She likes 2 hang out with Star the most and sometimes she’s like “lmao this thing sucks” and just FLINGS her own bra across the room.

Star just goes “Uhhh… Okay… You like to be free I guess ’:)”

“Hell yea” Janna kicks back and dozes off.

Later Marco comes downstairs and hes like JANNA WHY IS UR THING NOT ON YOU.

“What?”

“THE THINGY!” hes pointing at the bra….hes crying… He doesnt actually know what theyre called

He tries to complain but is very sarcastically passive-aggressive about it.

At school: “Oh, Janna! I almost didn’t recognize you not sitting on my couch!”
He arrives home: “Oh look, Janna’s here! That’s different!”
Star arrives home: “Let me guess, Janna is with you.”
Janna arrives on her own: “YOU DON’T LIVE HERE!!”

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

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When you use a team of only legendary pokemon

moontouched-moogle:

no-items:

beesandbats:

the-prettiest-bivalve:

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dogbun:

croptopandapistol:

babyegg:

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

Whats up u depressed bastard

this is preferable honestly

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spand:

necromin:

c-has-a-blog:

There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab

look at he mitten

@crabs

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