petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever
my roommate is a straight white boy pursuing a degree in film and i know exactly what this post is trying to stop
What is it trying to stop?
(Source: treeoflife2011, via gay-compass-deactivated20170403)
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
too late
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.
*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee*
motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me















