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too-much-of-a-mad-man:

gentlemanbones:

askornaut:

sleptwithurmom:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

FUCK THAT LAST POST IM DEAD

But Vanessa is older than Candace…

I can’t believe Dr. Doof cucked Charlene with Linda, TWICE.

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munlmu:

SCP-2075 - The Way of All Flesh（肉体を統べる策）
著者：Metaphysician
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2075  

SCP-2487 - 郵便屋を追うモノ
© Ihp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2487

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bitbats:

egobangers:

thank god for Arin Hanson

when people assume that Arin isn’t all about girl power

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ninjask-sex-party:

Asshole tree shows up and steals the hearts of many.

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ！　カニの勝利！ - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

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