slimetony:

kitfisto:

slimetony:

mojav:

Why can’t we all just hold hands?

busy holding a dog

u have 2 hands randy, 2 hands

Its a really big dog

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I wonder whats inside this box of crabs

iguanamouth:

sweaterclouds:

iguanamouth:

take a look

those are Lobster you Fool

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afeatherlessarcher:

omgtabby:

heroes-and-tales:

So… Hanzo attacks Shimada castle annually to honor Genji. After the first couple of times the guys there must have just come to accept the fact that they’re gonna get a guaranteed ass kicking once a year.

Seriously, I could see it turn into a tradition of sorts:

-Some people purposefully try to get that day off.

-Others make sure they’re there.

-I wonder if they take bets on how long they can last.

-Maybe it even becomes a badge of honor. You’re not fully in the gang until you get you shit rocked by Hanzo.

-But there are some that believe that they can win.

This guy has tried for five years straight. He hasn’t succeeded. He is hurting.

#hello hanzo#hello greg I see you are here for the fifth year in a row#he lets greg land one punch just so he can feel like he is making progress

hanzo, probably: come to shimada castle on the anniversy of genji’s death if u want an ass kicking

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officialunitedstates:

justnerdyofficial:

officialunitedstates:

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

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