letshearitforthisclown:

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

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lowernorfair:

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halcyon-kun:

rabioheab:

can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine

I can’t believe you would insult Leonardo DeviantArt Vinci this way

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slow-riot:

The LazyTown people released all the stems for We Are Number One because the meme has created a lot of interest in LazyTown and brought a lot of attention to Stefan Karl’s gofundme, so as a thank you they released the vocals/individual instrument tracks so it will be easier for people to keep making remixes/mashups and honestly this is the most genuinely heartwarming thing in the history of internet jokes. 

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ttlynotagastya:

time to be immature with emerald’s word select!

looks good. lets go check on the npcs

good for you

that’s a little weird

equal-opportunity

wait no

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roachpatrol:

skarchomp:

jethroq:

“it was all a dream” twist: boring cop-out

“it was all a coma/dying dream” twist: boring cop-out with extra Edge

“it was all a drug induced hallucination” twist: boring cop out with extra edge and bad understanding of how drugs work

“it was all a dream of a  mental patient in an asylum” twist: bboring cop-out with extra Ableism.

“it was all a dream of a  sentient evil pizza” twist: Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius season 1, episode 30 

“it was all a dream because this guy literally rewrites reality in his sleep” twist: ursula le guin has never been anywhere near the vicinity of fucking around

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