4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

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robotlyra:

fleshy-greyish-mass:

kinktendo-shamecube:

studiopep:

homohustle:

Proposal:  Bring back “rustled jimmies” and use that instead of making shitty “triggered” jokes

also proposing this, not just because the triggered thing is disgustingly offensive to anyone who actually experiences mental illness or emotional trauma, but because i’m pretty sure we can all agree that “that really rustled my jimmies” sounds infinitely funnier than “that really Triggered™ me”

added bonus: ain’t nobody gonna take seriously #TheRustling

I support the return of rustled jimmies

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ichthyocracy:

glowingvenus:

sapphicheer:

how many flirt until girlfriend

if u hold down the flirt key while jumping you can unlock girlfriend in about five seconds

if you crouch jump while flirting you can clip through the floor directly to wife

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