Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Totinos isnt moving forward with the sponsorship deal until I agree to post the phrase “I’m horny for pizza rolls”. I won’t go there. I won’t ever be publicly horny on the internet.
as a pretend lawyer randy i gotta point out that you have posted the phrase anyway. good news? cold hard totino cash. bad news? you gotta fuck a pizza
I sure chose the wrong hill to die on.
bad news bros
girlfriend broke up with me because I’d screech and block the monitor with my hands every time I saw an ass while playing overwatch
Fake post, you don’t have a girlfriend randy
Not anymore she broke up with me because I’d get too horny playing overwatch
Jantomweek day4: double date
Admit it Janna, it’s your fault ._.
perdonen si lo subí un poco tarde chicos , me encuentro un poco enferma y casi no me sentí bien hoy , pero aun así espero que les guste chicos! :D
Long hair!! ò Aó
(via maybeiwasserious)
frosty-mage-stuff: Why do you have a nsfw blag if you also have stuff here tagged nsfw?
This blog’s meant for entertain, all nsfw content you will see here is for the express purpose of making my followers go:
The other blog is for my personal use. Sinful Content that goes in the sinblog is there because it makes me go:
btw if anyone can find me a anime pic of a guy doing that face that would be great because I’m drawing a fuckin blank whenever I try to think of a “anime guy who only daydreams about the lewd, not a complete fucking pervert with nosebleeds and the such” - A-
