interruptingkau:

The fact that markiplier is still alive is proof that that post successfully saved him from the LA gangs

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otherwindow:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

I’d like to think the reason why Mages live in towers is just by accident. 

Mages live in normal houses, but their magic does weird stuff to their home and stretches the house up into a tower. It’s also why powerful mages tend to have really big hats and overstretched robes.

This could also extend to why Mages don’t wear metal armour; it’ll just stretch and grow and get too heavy to use. Cloth is a safe option, and they can just cut away the extra fabric.

A mage’s staff is just their first wand but stretched.

please stop asking me about mage penises

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not-the-conversation-starter:

not-the-conversation-starter:

not-the-conversation-starter:

not-the-conversation-starter:

Y'all already know tf going on!

EHEHEHEHEHE

ManicalCackle.mp4

I like it

I will personally materialize in your room at night and clean your nose . _.

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ambratwhurst:

and-then-theres-that:

bettieleetwo:

veggiedaddy:

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

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