That feel when someone says something ambiguously lewd in the morning so you spend the entire day thinking ofbout it and it eats at you slowly trying to figure out what in blazes the bait was.
OMg… Like heres a good example…Jannas are like noodles and then STARS GOT LIL BEEFY ARMS? Why are they so defined compared to other characters omg…she’s ready to W I N
every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. I make attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt to force the red orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.
