Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is exactly a toucan, failing to live up to the ballistic promise of its awesome name.
hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off
not-the-conversation-starter: Have you seen how many times Jotaro asked someone else to say something cool? You remember that one shitty line about the watch? Jotaro doesn't know what to say half the time either. In short, you've been the real Jotaro this whole time.
