ANDERSON: The central characters are very relatable American
characters. You take a person from the ordinary world who thinks they’re
in a dead end job, they have no future, they feel like their life’s a
failure, it’s going nowhere, like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. It’s about
a normal American who gets dragged into this parallel world, this
Monster Hunter world. Then eventually the parallel world ends up coming
to our world. So you have the creatures from the Monster Hunter world
invading our world
Oh fuck off.
Fuck off, indeed. You’re making a Monster Hunter movie and this is the idea you’re going with? What’s next? Main character played by Adam Sandler or something? Fuck this shit.
Seriously, if this guy had written the script for the movie adaptations of The Lord of the Rings, it would’ve been about an ordinary (white) American man who finds The One Ring in an old box in his attic and gets transported to Middle Earth so he can fight Sauron together with the Fellowship.
I don’t even play or really care for Monster Hunter, and this still makes me fucking cringe. Also attaching Paul W.S. Anderson to the project isn’t going to help your case because even though the ResEvil movies made money, that wasn’t from actual fans of the series.
God. Damn. It.
Oh golly, can’t wait for the centuries-old lolies to pop right in! :y
