can you pass an American citizenship test? →

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autistic-lavender:

benvulio:

Hey all my homies let’s do a little experiment, take this test and reblog with your score, age, and state/country in the tags. A passing score is 60% or 15/25 correct so let’s see who really has what it takes to be a citizen of the United States!

I’m from England and I literally could only answer a few of these 

19/25, 24 from Scotland.

15/25, 22 from England

I’m from fucking America and I got 16 out of 25.

I got 10 out of 25 and i am an amercan

Huh, 19 out of 25, from Ireland.

WOO 25 OUT OF 25, I AM A TRUE COASTAL ELITE

even though i really wanted to answer #4 with this

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24 for me! Screwed up the geography question. (Not my strongest suit.)

25 out of 25, I am an honorary president (36 years old, native Californian).

25/25, and I’m a 33-year-old cretin from Alabama.

24/25, 25, Illinois

23/25, 25, at 4am from Missouri! :V

21/25, Mexico. Still not doing it - .-

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mr-zuipperpips:

writing-prompt-s:

You secretly have the ability to use other people’s senses. You’re walking down the sidewalk when you see a girl wearing earbuds and you decide to find out what she’s listening to. All you hear is a voice say “they see you. Abort mission”.

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ravenclaw-alumni-of-98:

the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

illkim:

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

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560,982 notes2 years ago
tubehuman:
“ thejogging:
“Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014
Alt-Lit
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this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it
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tubehuman:

thejogging:

Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014

Alt-Lit

***

this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it

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144,417 notes2 years ago
topdylan:
“Fanart for Rubberninja’s catgirl character from Gameoverse!
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topdylan:

Fanart for Rubberninja’s catgirl character from Gameoverse!

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candybot:
“i wonder why she’s pouting
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candybot:

i wonder why she’s pouting

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firesuperstar:

Lmao Janna just kinda lives at Marcos house now

She likes 2 hang out with Star the most and sometimes she’s like “lmao this thing sucks” and just FLINGS her own bra across the room.

Star just goes “Uhhh… Okay… You like to be free I guess ’:)”

“Hell yea” Janna kicks back and dozes off.

Later Marco comes downstairs and hes like JANNA WHY IS UR THING NOT ON YOU.

“What?”

“THE THINGY!” hes pointing at the bra….hes crying… He doesnt actually know what theyre called

He tries to complain but is very sarcastically passive-aggressive about it.

At school: “Oh, Janna! I almost didn’t recognize you not sitting on my couch!”
He arrives home: “Oh look, Janna’s here! That’s different!”
Star arrives home: “Let me guess, Janna is with you.”
Janna arrives on her own: “YOU DON’T LIVE HERE!!”

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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

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hisclockworkservants:
“ SCP Foundation fanart, logo design for  MTF Eta-10 - “See No Evil” ”

hisclockworkservants:

SCP Foundation fanart, logo design for MTF Eta-10 - “See No Evil”.

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