fuckyahumor:

renpai:

my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

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floatzel:
“this is honestly what every single post on tumblr looks like to me now
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floatzel:

this is honestly what every single post on tumblr looks like to me now

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447,448 notes6 years ago

damianmcgintleman:

2017 is gonna be amazing

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78,700 notes6 years ago

alittlebitgayandmore:

remember when we thought Michael was the angry mean one and Gavin was the sweetie but then Michael turned out to bE A SUPER SWEETIE DOIN ALL THE STUFF FOR KIDS AND KISSING AND LOVIN ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND BEING SO EMOTIONAL AND KIND AND Gavin wears sunglasses inside

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105,050 notes6 years ago

figglypuff:

lady-rozash:

I made a bib joke and this happened

@the-great-uniter

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967 notes6 years ago

dangerousbride:

look at my new pajamas!!

579 notes6 years ago

ask-lola-cloudmaker: I just want to trigger you into a reaction. Bating, ya know.


remember that respect? I change my mind

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ask-lola-cloudmaker: I can make incredibly tasty patties using just vegetables and spices >:y perfect for burgers


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Guys the tag specifically says HOWEVER YOU LIKE, why is my approval so important to y’all that you gotta send asks like this - ~-

8 notes6 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Honestly I don't really like burgers in general. Too greasy. They give me tummy aches.


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