
That moment when you realize it has the same number of syllables as “Look at this photograph”
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

Tom my god can’t you wait to stop sneezing before you drink your milk?
(via pseudonymouslps)

Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat…
is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it
Holy
oh my god
WHERE
click and drag - _-
omegaresnovae: Is it true that stealing a bicycle in The Netherlands is a capital offense punishable by death?
Ha. No, of course not. Silly foreigners. If you’re caught stealing someone’s bike you have to DUEL them to the death. Common mistake.

omegaresnovae: Why don't you have a tag for nudity called 'irredeemable nudity' ?
because that wouldn’t give the warning to avert your gaze, whenever a human body may approach - _-
birds out here making some weird ass sounds
-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos
(via justherny)


