Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
found the best twitter account today
*Not to be confused with tumblr user mrsmilering’s @animeburgers blog.
(via frosty-mage-stuff)
why do all women want a 6'0"+ tall guy with a 6 pack and a 6"+ dick?
because satan. 666. y'all are demons. i just proved it. satan worshippers. illuminati.
(via dangerousbride)
I am home now and OH BOY :y
I bet you have mostly hoodies too you red and black bastard
December was a month that kept on monthing.
Another bad day at the range.
Wellshit.Does somebody want to explain to me how that happens?
probably something jammed in the barrel causing the explosive force to burst the barrel itself
Mythbusters tried this and didn’t work, so obviously that’s not all there is to this picture.
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
comprehensive dictionary of kitty faces
:3 - neutral kitty
:3c - devious kitty, do not trust
ll3 - satisfied, pleased kitty
://3 - flattered kitty
83 - catnip kitty. equip chain mail
0:3 - this kitty has done no wrong. refuse her nothing
x3 - deviantart kitty. harmless. be nice
;3 - this kitty wants something from you and is asking nicely
;3c - this kitty wants something from you and is not asking
:3€ - you’ve been a fool. leave your things and retreat
>:3€ - run. run for your life.
(via frostedpuffs)