Don’t let society tell you that you need to have thousands of writhing tentacles to be an eldritch abomination

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1,517 notes6 years ago

extradan:

i have been drawing face cheeks before calarts EVEN EXISTED

BEFORE CALARTS WAS FORMED

BECAUSE ANYONE GRADUATED FROM CALARTS

BEFORE CALARTS WERE GIVEN ITS NAME

IM THE ORIGINAL

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You’ve also been Chad Kroeger before Nickleback even existed.

You are the revolver dirt boner, be happy.

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20 notes6 years ago

institute-for-thermal-research:

fletty:

institute-for-thermal-research:

A robot bit with a FAT ass

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Fuck You and Fuck this

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21,472 notes6 years ago

weirdlyprecious:

At the first Beach City surf competition
Sapphire turns herself into a block of ice

She only had photographs as a reference so, she spent fifteen minutes just posing on a frozen wave until they decided to interfere. Sometimes future vision doesn’t help if you don’t have any idea which way to go.

Good use of the medium.

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20,114 notes6 years ago

Anonymous: I support ur greaser avatar ambitions. technology didn't seem to move an inch from Wan to Roku so people should just suck it up.


Their mascot will be a species of snake that dwells in tunnels . _.

5 notes6 years ago

timurmurtazin:

silver-tongues-blog:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I become a politician

I’m…..me. Either that or a mongol conqueror. Not good options here goddamn it.

This game sucks I want my money back

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512,346 notes6 years ago

backdoorbride:

itscolossal:

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

Okay I work at FedEx and
1) the conveyor belts go 60 mph
2) fragile stickers mean literally nothing
3) I’ve literally seen a driver dropkick a package onto the truck so make sure you bubble wrap the fuck out of your shit.

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327,307 notes6 years ago

zedrin-maybe:

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195 notes6 years ago

Anonymous: Why are you trying so hard to kill off Korra? Do you not like happy lesbians? OMG, is that your secret fetish? Sad lesbians? Do you have a folder dedicated to crying lesbians in the rain?


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Greaser. Avatar.

Biker. Gang.

8 notes6 years ago

djunk411: But if Korra dies in the 50's, that means the next Avatar will be born in the 50's, and won't even be 10 before the 50's are over.


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Greaser. Avatar. . ____.

3 notes6 years ago