

“Smiling under the blue sky, you let me realize that even from a place far away, your heart will always be nearby”
(Cyan Hijirikawa, “Close to You”)
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Totinos isnt moving forward with the sponsorship deal until I agree to post the phrase “I’m horny for pizza rolls”. I won’t go there. I won’t ever be publicly horny on the internet.
as a pretend lawyer randy i gotta point out that you have posted the phrase anyway. good news? cold hard totino cash. bad news? you gotta fuck a pizza
I sure chose the wrong hill to die on.
(Source: slimetony, via not-the-conversation-starter)
bad news bros
girlfriend broke up with me because I’d screech and block the monitor with my hands every time I saw an ass while playing overwatch
Fake post, you don’t have a girlfriend randy
Not anymore she broke up with me because I’d get too horny playing overwatch
(Source: slimetony, via not-the-conversation-starter)

Jantomweek day4: double date
Admit it Janna, it’s your fault ._.
perdonen si lo subí un poco tarde chicos , me encuentro un poco enferma y casi no me sentí bien hoy , pero aun así espero que les guste chicos! :D
Long hair!! ò Aó
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