cracked:
“  Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple...

cracked:

Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear’s ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto.

Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake’s enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn’t bother to teach this trick to The Fear. He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange?

Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he’s absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what’s going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.

6 Ways To Beat Game Bosses That The Designers Didn’t Intend

Show that motherfucking number 3 to the Game Grumps . _.

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30,821 notes2 years ago

cullenrutherford:

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

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465,270 notes2 years ago
ofmanynames:
“ veryfemmeandantifascist:
“ frankenfemme:
“ brotherwife:
“ eroscestlavie:
“THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS
”
God
”
Who’s the narc that gave him the pink
”
I’m screaming
”
But the statement is the...

ofmanynames:

veryfemmeandantifascist:

frankenfemme:

brotherwife:

eroscestlavie:

THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS

God

Who’s the narc that gave him the pink

I’m screaming

But the statement is the best:

Kapoor or one of his agents has, it’s worth noting, violated the terms of service put forth on Semple’s website, and Semple isn’t happy. He expressed his deep concern over the situation in an email to artnet News:

We are all extremely disappointed to see that Anish Kapoor has illegally acquired the world’s pinkest pink. He’s walked into this paint war with a gesture that cannot be misconstrued. He’s given the art community a bright pink middle finger. He is still very much at large. Not only has he refused to share the black, he’s now stolen our pink. Rest assured, we will get to the bottom of who has purchased this on Anish Kapoor’s behalf and broken their contractual agreement with culturehustle.com, and we will instruct our lawyers to take appropriate action against such breaches. We are pleased to note that he has not managed to get his hands on the World’s Glitteriest Glitter—yet—and we urge purchasers not to share the product with Kapoor or his associates.

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171,946 notes2 years ago
itdontevenmata:
“ My two favorite Grass Type Pokemon gals.
I loved using Lilligant in B/W and I love using Tsareena in Sun/Moon
There also kinda similar, only Tsareena’s a physical attacker with decent defenses
While Liligant is special attacker with...

itdontevenmata:

My two favorite Grass Type Pokemon gals.

I loved using Lilligant in B/W and I love using Tsareena in Sun/Moon
There also kinda similar, only Tsareena’s a physical attacker with decent defenses
While Liligant is special attacker with kinda shitty defenses.
Also coincidentally they both lack mouths…

5,402 notes2 years ago

ysabelar:

growth

11,211 notes2 years ago
budaclees:
“ zyiihime:
“ zerograviga:
“ lion-sensei:
“ zerograviga:
“ zerograviga:
“What furry at gamefreak decided that Machamp carries you bridal style
”
WHO IS WRITING THIS
”
Reminder that Machamp Perverts are an officially acknowledged Thing in...

budaclees:

zyiihime:

zerograviga:

lion-sensei:

zerograviga:

zerograviga:

What furry at gamefreak decided that Machamp carries you bridal style

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WHO IS WRITING THIS

Reminder that Machamp Perverts are an officially acknowledged Thing in Pokemon

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I never want to see this post again

@eripuppy

@gearholder

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38,816 notes2 years ago
atrolux:
“ crade-elcin:
“gotta have your poke priorities
”
My man!
”

atrolux:

crade-elcin:

gotta have your poke priorities

My man!

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551 notes2 years ago

chasekip:

suzuya-reii:

Male Protagonists in animated shorts

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6,364 notes2 years ago

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272 notes2 years ago
cybermagus:
“ alfa995:
“She’s so cute I just wanna give her a cookie.
”
aww cute
”

cybermagus:

alfa995:

She’s so cute I just wanna give her a cookie.

aww cute

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5,682 notes2 years ago