nittany-tiger: Happy Birthday. One year, I will hopefully be able to pop out of a cake for you in a cute outfit and wish it to you personally.
Dont fucking. Waste of a perfectly good cake - _-
Just bring the cake and use the door like a normal fuckin human being, god - A-
and thzx - A-
omegaresnovae: Feliz Cumpleaños, Gear! And congratulations on making it to a quarter of a century.
Ooh boy time for the fuckin ice cream

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: is it your smirth day???
Searching. For. Smirth.


What am I fuckin siri or something - _-









