cobaltcommander: Hap Birf! You're not dead yet :V

The secret is to keep your digestive track clean :Y

transsalamander: Bappy Hirthday! As someone with a May birthday, a January birthday sounds depressing as hell. Enjoy!

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Happy 25th anniversary of being a salty single nerd >:3c

BITCH I’M A SPICY ù_ú

pennycrossed: hip hap burf. <3

Burf: A combination of “burger” and “barf”, first coined at the 1993 linguistics convention of Port Manteau.

Anonymous: Murry Burthmis

NO ANONS INVITED

piratedashmod: What do you get someone on their b-day? A Cakeholder.

takamoris: Happy nineteenth birthday, Gear. 👹

25

carnex: Hap Birth Gear

Thank Lateman, which means “man of being late” >:Y

carnex: HAP BIRTH I AINT LATE THIS TIME

Bitch you’re like 365 days late wtf - A-