bogleech:

Sculpted by Kevon Ward and maybe you think this is one of those cases where a “realistic interpretation” goes over the top but really this is 100% what they would have looked like if they were alive.

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20,700 notes6 years ago
scotchtapeofficial:
“if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this...

scotchtapeofficial:

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

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391,162 notes6 years ago
oystercakes:
“ roachpatrol:
“ cis-passing:
“ theskankmonster:
“ cis-passing:
“ why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better
” ”
THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
”
we’re bisexual. we can have explosions and mountain...

oystercakes:

roachpatrol:

cis-passing:

theskankmonster:

cis-passing:

why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better

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THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

we’re bisexual. we can have explosions and mountain lakes. 

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@sikkeskall

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234,079 notes6 years ago

icameheretowinry:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

You know what’s never not funny?

FMA03 Scar is just so bishie. He looks like he’s in danger of starting a boy band any second. He’s so delicate. So streamline and alluring. He was an extra in a shojo anime who stumbled on set and they were like “shit man we needed someone to play the vengeful murderer youre hired”

And Brotherhood Scar is just so goddamn shredded. 80% jawline. 15% cheek bones. 5% man pain. Dude coulda bench-pressed Sloth out of the fucking Briggs fortress if he’d just been around for it. Testosterone is ashamed of its masculinity around Brotherhood!Scar. Someone chiseled a block of marble and it started talking and everyone just rolled with it.

How are these two the same character howd this happen I’m just fucking laughing

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“My emotions are very complex and sometimes I cry while writing free-verse poetry.”

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“I eat mountain lions for breakfast.”

IT’S BACK

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87,465 notes6 years ago
hugotendaz:
“ adamswansonart:
“ NEW ART
It may be a bit late for Halloween, but never too late for a Mercy Pinup!
My first digital commission. It was super fun to do! Commissions are always open on a case-by-case basis, feel free to contact me any...

hugotendaz:

adamswansonart:

NEW ART 


It may be a bit late for Halloween, but never too late for a Mercy Pinup!
My first digital commission. It was super fun to do! Commissions are always open on a case-by-case basis, feel free to contact me any time with requests.

Give us more this cartoon girls, we don’t mind the occasion :) 

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657 notes6 years ago

dar-draws:

some old twitter stuff

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6,652 notes6 years ago

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji:

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17,370 notes6 years ago

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21,239 notes6 years ago

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: I shaved my leggy for you Gear bbys, now will you fuck me?


No. If I wanted manlegs I’d shave my own.

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whattheflock-blog:

Rude and Shameless Robot Fucker patches available for sale for all of you who secretly or obviously want to fuck the robot!!

Available For Sale at: What The Flock Shop!

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