Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
OVERPROTECTIVE PARENT MODE ACTIVATED >:U
A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys
If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet
(via sakimcgee)
I can’t I’m buying clothes. I can’t find them, there’s only soup.
What do you mean there’s only soup?
It means there’s only soup.
WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE!
ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME.
There’s more soup. There’s just more soup.
GO INTO THE NEXT ISLE
There’s still soup!
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
I’M AT SOUP
WHAT’YA MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP
I mean I’M AT. SOUP.
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!