sappho-and-the-lesbos:

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recentgooglesearches:

how to juggle swords that are on fire

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recentgooglesearches:

treating sword injury

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pileofknives:

venacavo:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

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dies-first:

varkarrus:

whoburntmytoast:

ghostkld:

h…

HEWWO????

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA

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super-affection:

oh boy i could go for some nice and delicious

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