Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

pseudonymouslps: “Tom my god can’t you wait to stop sneezing before you drink your milk? ”

pseudonymouslps:

Tom my god can’t you wait to stop sneezing before you drink your milk?

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not-the-conversation-starter: “ share: “ avengersonna: “ stonerscully: “ laughhard: “ Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat… ” is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it ” Holy ” oh my god ” WHERE ” click and drag - _-

not-the-conversation-starter:

share:

avengersonna:

stonerscully:

laughhard:

Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat…

is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it

Holy

oh my god

WHERE

click and drag - _-

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652,346 notes2 years ago
onikazoku: “家族*マフラー oto ”

onikazoku:

家族*マフラー  oto

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802 notes2 years ago

omegaresnovae: Is it true that stealing a bicycle in The Netherlands is a capital offense punishable by death?

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Ha. No, of course not. Silly foreigners. If you’re caught stealing someone’s bike you have to DUEL them to the death. Common mistake.

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115 notes2 years ago

omegaresnovae: Why don't you have a tag for nudity called 'irredeemable nudity' ?

because that wouldn’t give the warning to avert your gaze, whenever a human body may approach - _-

4 notes2 years ago
marigoldbub: “2017 mood ”

marigoldbub:

2017 mood

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361,071 notes2 years ago

asgardreid:

sinbadism:

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

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170,195 notes2 years ago

fuckyahumor:

renpai:

my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

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489,952 notes2 years ago
floatzel: “this is honestly what every single post on tumblr looks like to me now ”

floatzel:

this is honestly what every single post on tumblr looks like to me now

(Source: vivelagnorcs, via abarnath)

447,388 notes2 years ago

damianmcgintleman:

2017 is gonna be amazing

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78,587 notes2 years ago