gordon-freeman-official:

sindri42:

doctormywife:

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

2 constants in all civilizations:

1. Tasty Fried Food
2. Danger Murder Sticks

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spector:

lesbopoisonivy:

spector:

lesbopoisonivy:

spector:

the ocean is homophobic

the ocean is a femme lesbian…show her some respect

THEN SHE NEEDS TO STOP KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY GF

SHE CAN NEVER SEE HER WIFE, THE MOON, EVER AGAIN SINCE THE EARTH SEPARATED THEM. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

OK………… VALID…..

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ace-slime:

craftingrecipe:

microsoft said fuck notch!

yes!!! they did a good!!!

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lordmeowdemort:

Darude….As in….darude, the guy who did sandstorm…is gonna represent Finland at eurovision

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Alright, fuck it

sewercore:

BABY MODE

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