if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
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@created-by-the-creatorWhen you find an old porn you enjoyed
Is this… Is this you?Y e s
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There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
No one.
AU where he was mentored by Antman
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Board artist Jordan Rosato created these amazing What’s in my Bag pieces for some of the Loud sisters! It’s too hard to pick a favorite!
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I saw this sign at the DMV yesterday and couldn’t help but notice the quotes on “customers”. As if it’s questioning whether or not I’m a customer?
It’s a euphemism. They’re grinding people up at your DMV for use as soylent green
The line is actually blood orange. They’re mocking everyone’s knowledge of colors with the quoted “red”.
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