Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
December was a month that kept on monthing.
Another bad day at the range.
Wellshit.Does somebody want to explain to me how that happens?
probably something jammed in the barrel causing the explosive force to burst the barrel itself
Mythbusters tried this and didn’t work, so obviously that’s not all there is to this picture.
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
comprehensive dictionary of kitty faces
:3 - neutral kitty
:3c - devious kitty, do not trust
ll3 - satisfied, pleased kitty
://3 - flattered kitty
83 - catnip kitty. equip chain mail
0:3 - this kitty has done no wrong. refuse her nothing
x3 - deviantart kitty. harmless. be nice
;3 - this kitty wants something from you and is asking nicely
;3c - this kitty wants something from you and is not asking
:3€ - you’ve been a fool. leave your things and retreat
>:3€ - run. run for your life.
(via frostedpuffs)
hey hey tumblr so like i just gotta just gotta ask what the fuck brought you to that conclusion
(via rustywidget)
I TRIED TO EDIT BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS AND I FUCKED UP
DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE THAT THE VOCALS ARE NOT AS THEY SHOULD BE
i WALK a LONlee ROaD, Thr ONlEE ONE ThAt I HAV EvA KnOWN.
I’M GONNA PISS MY PANTS
I Love Tumblr sometimes
Meet Kelly! My new squid, she’s a wholesome squid jesus fearing girl…
(via nittany-tiger)
Me: “Sorry, I can’t come into work on Thursday.”
Boss: “Why not?”
Me: “Religious holiday”
Here comes Konosuba to save Thursdays from that shitty show about lost coecptual potential.
Get the fuck out of my post with your negativity.
No reason to be jealous man
why are you people so dead set on saying this is bad cause big boobs.
why yall gotta be so salty
(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
Date a girl that
- Will destroy your prostate
I’m gonna kinkshame everyone that reblogs this one
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