slimetony:

slimetony:

my inbox is mostly just people trying to out funny me which is why i hardly check it

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And yet they still fail

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1,489 notes2 years ago

foxvsxof:

ohboyafangirl:

Jesus christ

My fav boss fight in mgs3 is the ladder

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5,613 notes2 years ago

SCP-092-B’s interrogation excerpts were the single time AWCY ever seemed threatening to me, but now reading back on it…

At this point, SCP-092-B seized his own head with both hands and ripped it off his neck, killing himself instantly.

I can’t take that sentence seriously anymore. Not with the combination of those last three words - _-

4 notes2 years ago

Don’t let society tell you that you need to have thousands of writhing tentacles to be an eldritch abomination

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1,516 notes2 years ago

extradan:

i have been drawing face cheeks before calarts EVEN EXISTED

BEFORE CALARTS WAS FORMED

BECAUSE ANYONE GRADUATED FROM CALARTS

BEFORE CALARTS WERE GIVEN ITS NAME

IM THE ORIGINAL

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You’ve also been Chad Kroeger before Nickleback even existed.

You are the revolver dirt boner, be happy.

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20 notes2 years ago

institute-for-thermal-research:

fletty:

institute-for-thermal-research:

A robot bit with a FAT ass

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Fuck You and Fuck this

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19,388 notes2 years ago

weirdlyprecious:

At the first Beach City surf competition
Sapphire turns herself into a block of ice

She only had photographs as a reference so, she spent fifteen minutes just posing on a frozen wave until they decided to interfere. Sometimes future vision doesn’t help if you don’t have any idea which way to go.

Good use of the medium.

(Source: dokirosi, via inuleeli)

19,591 notes2 years ago

Anonymous: I support ur greaser avatar ambitions. technology didn't seem to move an inch from Wan to Roku so people should just suck it up.


Their mascot will be a species of snake that dwells in tunnels . _.

5 notes2 years ago

timurmurtazin:

silver-tongues-blog:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I become a politician

I’m…..me. Either that or a mongol conqueror. Not good options here goddamn it.

This game sucks I want my money back

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380,853 notes2 years ago

backdoorbride:

itscolossal:

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

Okay I work at FedEx and
1) the conveyor belts go 60 mph
2) fragile stickers mean literally nothing
3) I’ve literally seen a driver dropkick a package onto the truck so make sure you bubble wrap the fuck out of your shit.

(Source: itscolossal, via timurmurtazin)

264,874 notes2 years ago