askterry: Ghosts are still likely to have "back in my day" mindsets


gearholder:

what are they 90′s kids now?

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See? that’s what I thought.

Come on Lad, everybody knows people stopped dying like 180 years ago, and “back in my day” mindsets weren’t even invented until 1983, to refer to only as far back as july 23 of 1956, aka “the oldest recorded day to belong to someone”, geez >:Y

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askterry: Ghosts are still likely to have "back in my day" mindsets


what are they 90′s kids now?

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insanelyfriendlysquirrel: Fucking a ghost girl is like fucking an old lady (depending on how long she's been dead).


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Physical age involves atrophy of the internal systems and faulty brain functions, to which the ethereal life force is not bound to.

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Anonymous: And now, an Eye exam, just look into the head of this little device and all your questions will be answered.


What a coinkidink, I got an eye exam for you as well!

Here, read the three lines on this sheet of paper:

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: do not take my mockery for disapproval


LISTEN, I DO FRIENDSHIPS BY ONE SIMPLE RULE:

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: local man opposes sex bots, recommends fucking the dead instead


I present my argument for not sexing the bots, and the case by case judgments for specific roboscenarios.

You wanna do the same with ghosts?

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t(ù_ú t)

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How Much Sleep is Star Getting?

maybeiwasserious:

Okay, so this is going to sound really nitpicky, but if I don’t say this out loud, it’s going to bug me for the rest of Season 2.

Bon Bon’s séance happened at midnight

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When “Raid the Castle” started, it was broad daylight, and it’s heavily implied that Star has been packing for said raid ever since the previous episode, since she wants to leave ASAP.

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And when we cut to Star explaining what we already know to her parents, so that means the trip to Mewni and the explanation combined must have taken six hours minimum. And then-

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Star goes and tries to write down EVERY SPELL SHE’S EVER LEARNED, That’s two nights of sleep wasted for a fourteen year old girl who’s not even allowed to eat sugar, let alone caffeine. Stop burning the candle at both ends, your majesty. That book’s not going to be written in one night.

Centaurian time, standard 37-hour day.

Give it a few months, you get used to it… or have a psychotic episode.

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izandai: Ghosts are not for sexual.


Die by snu snu and when you’re done snu some more, you jackalope.

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nopenopenopenopenowaydude:
“@gearholder
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nopenopenopenopenowaydude:

@gearholder

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that-goddamn-owl:

@gearholder

;` w´;

Danke, dank owlet

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