Anyway,

My mom keeps texting me the poop emoji!
Sounds like a…shitty situation
Shituation.
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insanelyfriendlybear: Of course aliens are for sexual. That's what the "S" in NASA is for: North American Sex Aliens.
Never A-forget: Sex-the Alien.

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Remember to buy 2 burgers next time <:3cThe downside is that 2 burgers will go to the same place and that’s her big butt!
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