Anonymous: I dunno what Chef's talking about, he and I are built pretty much the same, only difference is he has 4-5 inches on me, at most putting him into extra-large shirts instead of large. I have no problem finding brightly colored shirts in either size. Then again, maybe it's a regional thing. Or he could just be desperately defending his emo wardrobe. ;)

You fail to consider:

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ADULT MEN OF MY SIZE, ANYWAY

That’s fuckin sad ; -;

pennycrossed: he lies. i have several bright ass shirts. the one i have now is like a fuckign yellow highlighter.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT CLOTHING OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ADULT MEN? IT'S ALL BLACK, GEAR

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I DON'T JUST WANT TO WEAR BLACK! THE RED GIVES IT A POP OF COLOUR! IT'S THERE FOR POSITIVITY I TELL YOU! POSITIVITYYYYYYY

Still judging you.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: hey man i dont wear black and red in the same thing. no stripes, no flannel. i just. compliment red hoodies with black shirts and vice versa. i'm a tasteful edgelord, thanks

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: what the fuck gear did your theme change

I had to change it man, the patreon and tipjar buttons didn’t fit in the other one’s formatting - A-