Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
what my friends say when people ask them what i’m like in person
what my parents say when people ask them what i’m like in person
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i went out in public like a person today and it was wild. you can like go to these buildings where people cook food and you can eat the food
they let you do WHAT to the food??
you can put it all in your mouth and they wont yell at you
i gotta see this
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Devil Dog Daisy (via fercircularbuf)
Cerberus but backwards
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A selfish, self-absorbed princess suddenly realizes she is a character in a story and begins arguing with you, the narrator.
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