I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’
he’s a keeper.
They’re* a keeper. Don’t assume they’re male
But the op said his
this is tumblr in a post
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Anonymous: Seeing someone make a simpsons reference on my dash makes my day. You steam a good ham.
Thanks, I learned it in Albany.
Fun fact: Folks in Albany have now adopted the term to the point that it’s possible in a decade or two that joke won’t be nearly as funny.
That’s hilarious.
These people are embiggening the language and that’s just so cromulent.

Breath of the Wild Map… RIP the rest of my life and sleep
This kills the battery.
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Commission for @chefpyro: ᴾᴷᴹᴺTrainer Liz with her team.
Gotta say, you never realize how weird Golisopod’s eyes are until you have to draw them . _.

This map shows the most popular pizza topping in every state.
The only thing America can agree upon








