Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Why would chef duck from an inkie punch?
That seems awfully counterproductive
Use of my real name and a short joke to boot
What a nice welcome back to Tumblr
Look, St Valentine’s isn’t complete without a massacre ok? ; w;
(via thegoddamnowl)
Anonymous: But Gear! If she's wearing a swimsuit, you can see her legs!
Fuck man I’m not gonna explain the concept of infinites on here; just know you cannot count to any one of them, they exist outside the grasp of finite numbers.
Ask her for a defined number like googoolplex. She’ll count up and up with no end in sight, unless you order her something that interrupts her halfway.
NOT TO STOP, SHE WILL FAIL IF ORDERED TO STOP.
Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.
no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do
try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded
try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat
want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working
being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit
Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one
Average Man!
Ya’ll always put such positive spins on these things.
(via endarkculi)
Can a horse become king?
whats a king to a horse
what’s a horse to a different king
what’s a horse
(via timurmurtazin)