micchy-did-nothing-wrong: Hapdy birf, hope you're significantly less tired than I am.

Anonymous: Hey, don't be so salty about 25, that still good years, not like me, I'm turning 30 this year, 30 is shit.

I dont give a fuck about my age, it’s the day is being a shit.

cobaltcommander: Hap Birf! You're not dead yet :V

The secret is to keep your digestive track clean :Y

transsalamander: Bappy Hirthday! As someone with a May birthday, a January birthday sounds depressing as hell. Enjoy!

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Happy 25th anniversary of being a salty single nerd >:3c

BITCH I’M A SPICY ù_ú

pennycrossed: hip hap burf. <3

Burf: A combination of “burger” and “barf”, first coined at the 1993 linguistics convention of Port Manteau.

Anonymous: Murry Burthmis

NO ANONS INVITED

piratedashmod: What do you get someone on their b-day? A Cakeholder.