micchy-did-nothing-wrong: Hapdy birf, hope you're significantly less tired than I am.


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burningbrooklynbridges:
“ don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car
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burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

(via funfetti-cakke)

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Anonymous: Hey, don't be so salty about 25, that still good years, not like me, I'm turning 30 this year, 30 is shit.


I dont give a fuck about my age, it’s the day is being a shit.

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cobaltcommander: Hap Birf! You're not dead yet :V


The secret is to keep your digestive track clean :Y

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transsalamander: Bappy Hirthday! As someone with a May birthday, a January birthday sounds depressing as hell. Enjoy!


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meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Happy 25th anniversary of being a salty single nerd >:3c


BITCH I’M A SPICY ù_ú

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pennycrossed: hip hap burf. <3


Burf: A combination of “burger” and “barf”, first coined at the 1993 linguistics convention of Port Manteau.

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Anonymous: Murry Burthmis


NO ANONS INVITED

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piratedashmod: What do you get someone on their b-day? A Cakeholder.


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