tastefullyoffensive:
“ Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)
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tastefullyoffensive:

Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)

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133,963 notes6 years ago

donotchoosesidesyet:

there has never before been such a ‘that’s it that’s the show” gifset in the history of time

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86,650 notes6 years ago

spatziline:

She likes your hats, Janna…

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2,732 notes6 years ago

It’s baaaaaack. I’m still kinkshaming.

Motherfukcing horny computers jesus hcrist è _é

3 notes6 years ago

candygarnet:

her: so you like fucking hamburgers?
me: yeah i guess i have a bit of a

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403 notes6 years ago

fierceawakening:

argumate:

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

okay this one is legit hilarious

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265,810 notes6 years ago
sabertoothwalrus:
“ #i’d never get it fixed honestly#i’d punish her by letting her have the car when she turned 16 #play the long game
”

sabertoothwalrus:

#i’d never get it fixed honestly#i’d punish her by letting her have the car when she turned 16 #play the long game

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184,221 notes6 years ago
torakoneko:
“ primedoverlord:
“ did-you-kno:
“ A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and...

torakoneko:

primedoverlord:

did-you-kno:

A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and Abe Lincoln were assassinated. Though the cat hasn’t been seen in years, some say a set of paw prints in the floor by the Old Supreme Court Chamber are proof of its existence. Source Source 2

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I couldn’t hit the reblog button fast enough! 

@creepycreepyspacewizard millie?

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10,883 notes6 years ago

tastefullyoffensive:

The search is over. (via mattholw)

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193,089 notes6 years ago

Take it from me, your things DO taste better when you’re naked but… don’t.

3 notes6 years ago