Anonymous: Show us your penis?

“No” is a valid answer, you freak - _-

The point is to find some information I am unwilling to reveal.

djunk411: Is there anything you're ashamed of liking, disliking, or being scared of? (2B excluded :P )

If being a brony has taught me anything, it’s that no - .-

Anonymous: Do you have a place you go for lewd SCP content?

danbooru, but theres not much of it - .-

inkie-heart: why u no tag ur nsfw ;n;

nuuuu inkieeee I’m sorr, it was the spurr of the moment ; w;

sakimcgee: I'm tryna think of an awkward question but all the ones I can think of would just end up embarrassing /me/ so I give up

djunk411: Tell us about your first sexual experience in detail.

That would be my first ever fap, when I was… 14 i think?

It was late at night and I was home alone. I couldn’t sleep so I decided to watch some tv, and came across an erotic movie. Now as a pubescent kid I was curious af so I kept watching and after a sex scene I decided to try and move like the actors were, yknow to see what the fuss was all about and how it felt.

So I rubbed against the bed and ended up enjoying it of course, but had a small panic when it felt something was coming out, made a run for the toilet thinking it was pee and let it out there. And that’s pretty much it - A-

omegaresnovae: You can use that #GO AWAY ROBOSEXUAL THOUGHTS tag all you want, Gear. You cannot abscond from your shame any more. You will forever be pegged as a whirry.

I have not succumbed to temptation dammit ò Aó

Anonymous: Show us your penis.

The challenge is to post answers to questions you rotund jackalope, not follow commands.

agallonofmilky: im on mobile i cant go anon so consider this an awkward question

Omg ult, I can’t believe you’re making me post this this is so awkward ò///ó