Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
More older stuff!
Ryuko needed some time to realise something pretty obvious. Growing up is hard.😬
(via dangerousbride)
- Site Director, approaching me during a containment breach:Agent! You're the only one in the Site with the knowledge to prevent this breach from turning into a CK-class restructuring event. You have to help us, and fast.
- me, the most renowned memeticist in the entire Site Cognitohazards & Memetics Department:Show me what's causing the trouble.
- Site Director, leading me down a hallway while other personnel run screaming past us and reality restructures under our very feet:Thank God. This anomaly, SCP-████, communicates in a manner completely unheard of. It only materialized seventy-two minutes and thirty seconds ago; we're up against something we've never thought possible before now.
- me, the most intelligent memeticist in the entire Site Cognitohazards & Memetics Department:Nothing I can't handle. Please, allow me to speak with it, and convince it to end the attack.
- Site Director, shielding themself from the mass of anomalous activity floating at the end of the hallway, barely visible, whispering and pointing:There it is. At the end of the hallway. Please attempt to communicate with it - you're the only one who has a shot to save the Site.
- me, the most well-rounded and knowledgeable memeticist in the entire Site Cognitohazards & Memetics Department, approaching the anomaly:I mean no harm. Please, communicate with me, and we will negotiate peace. There is no need for this destruction.
- anomaly:y'all'd've-
- me, stumbling backward and feeling the first flicker of panic:oh no
- anomaly, continuing:-y'all'd've'n't had this problem ifn't'for Foundation agents whomst'd'n't've interfered with my existence shouldn't've'n't and can't've'd... done it to 'em. You know I'd've'd to do it to 'em
- me, collapsing as the facility plunges into chaos:I can't do it, Director, I just can't do it
But the fact remains she is a robot girl
thos r NOT the arms n legs of a skinny girl….sorry i dont make the rules
I think she’s more thick then chubby or fat.
theres literally no difference?? all those words mean the same thing??????
She does have body fat, but it’s the kind of fat that builds up as a result of puberty. She’s supposed to look like a girl on her way to womanhood.
She IS fatty, it’s the only way her body may look like this. But it’s highly unlikely she’s an overweight kind of fat.
(via maybeiwasserious)
when you smile, it’s as if the whole world stops to look at the most urethral being on the planet.
urethral
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
Arin: I’m actually impressed that you made it to the fucking, you made every right decision
Dan: Well, you just got to be a gentleman
— Game Grumps, February 24, 2017
