warsawmouse:

give me stories with supportive exes. 

give me relationships that end for all kinds of reasons besides one of the people involved being secretly The Worst.

give me exes that ended things mutually and maturely. give me exes that were each other’s friends before they got together and remained friends after. give me exes that still love their ex and that means that they want them to be happy and thrive, and not that they will make them unhappy trying to get back together

give me people that still share a workplace, or a cause, or a goal. who are capable of caring for kids, pets and/or houseplants together, without turning it into a serial hostage exchange

give me exes who know each other like the back of their hand, who still share in-jokes, who tease each other about new crushes

give me exes who are each other’s perfect wingmate, who help their ex get ready for a date, who text them at three a.m. because ”OMG i just met somebody who’s such a your kind of person, you absolutely gotta meet them”

give me stories with supportive exes

(via perelka-l)

null-meat:

Squeezes your head between my big thighs killing you instantly

(via oppa-homeless-style)

slimetony:

lowercasedennys:

slimetony:

consider adding a teaspoon of vanilla extract

to what

Anything! Go nuts

(via abarnath)