darkfiretaimatsu: I sure hope latex stockings are an acceptable part of the dress code~


They’re not.

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likkrit:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

the-golden-ghost:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

truantdisposition:

*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*

do Not

*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*

do NOT

honnêtement ce post est probablement vraiment drôle en anglais mais je l'ai automatiquement lu en français et ça fait aucune fucking différence

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137,771 notes2 years ago

aerialsquid:

Jughead continues to mirror my life exactly.

(via maybeiwasserious)

5,106 notes2 years ago
cyborgslayer:
“ im listening.
”

cyborgslayer:

im listening.

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332,692 notes2 years ago

(Source: nickerino, via transsalamander)

68,162 notes2 years ago

dashingicecream:

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Black cats man u_u

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3,130 notes2 years ago

Anonymous: 😘


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5 notes2 years ago
man-nona:
“上山道郎さんのツイート: “トラディショナルなサキュバス衣装をジャージの下に着ておきたい佐藤先生 https://t.co/qb4vqnLZYQ” ”

man-nona:

上山道郎さんのツイート: “トラディショナルなサキュバス衣装をジャージの下に着ておきたい佐藤先生 https://t.co/qb4vqnLZYQ”

(via mrs-zuipperpips)

3,888 notes2 years ago

greatjaggi:

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction
Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest
Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

(via sakimcgee)

100,263 notes2 years ago

Jumping in on the @chefpyro hatewagon

24 notes2 years ago