meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Repression is an underrated motivator. Wouldn't you agree Gear, closet robosexual?


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Nice ad hominem, did the store clerk suggest it for ya or did you find it on the discount bin? - _-

3 notes2 years ago

djunk411: You know, with a name like "gearholder", you'd think you'be much more open to "holding" girls with "gears :P


Hell yeah I’m gonna hold them.

FAAAAAR AWAY FROM YOU WHIRRY FREAKS è _é

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*Unit PiV-Mk02 is the property of tumblr user zedrin-maybe, the use of her likeness for this reaction image is merely in jest. The Gearholder Foundation© claims no actual ownership of any of the materials presented.

8 notes2 years ago

have y’all ever seen a sword

meat-monster:

loveablevillain:

overlyemotionalbreakfastcereal:

swordlesbianopinions:

like holy shit

have y'all ever seen a girl

like holy shit

have y'all ever seen a girl WITH a sword

like HOLY SHIT

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HOLY SHIT

(via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)

46,799 notes2 years ago

while you studied the blade

iamfuckingtrash:

finalfantasie:

I studied the blade too we were classmates

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

(via eric-coldfire)

191,000 notes2 years ago

gaysonic:

bizarrodf:

gaysonic:

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this must be the smallest motorcycle ever considering shadow is 3 ft tall 

they sell these at toys r us for 100$ each and they run on d batteries

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this is probably what he’s driving tbh

HHHSHHSSBAJNSAGSHWHWG

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

18,786 notes2 years ago

zedrin-maybe: you and I both know that [DATA EXPUNGED] is a good thing and is the only way to avert the negative side effects of the singularity. You actually want the human race to die and for us robots to take over >:Y


YOU KEEP THAT SLANDEROUS CHICANERY INSIDE YOUR FILTHY GOLF-BALL SUCKING MOUTH YOU GREASY-ASS WHIRRY APOLOGIST

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9 notes2 years ago

theurlgoeshere: Look, Gear, if you allow people to fuck robots, that gets the robot fucking gene out of the pool, thus leading to your perfect, robot fuckingless utopia.


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The gene is active on a yearly average of only 0.0000075% of the global population, but lies dormant in a ██.██%

A widespread market for roboservices will inevitably lead to [DATA EXPUNGED]

7 notes2 years ago
jasper-rolls:
“this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse
”

jasper-rolls:

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse

(via inuleeli)

228,888 notes2 years ago

sir-rigel: Wouldn't an android prostitute be safer than a human prostitute?


The sociological dangers of robosex are inherent to relationships that are free of charge, such as, but not limited to:

  • Robot Spouses*
  • Robot Dates*
  • Robot Fuckbuddies
  • Robot Slaves
  • Home Appliance Bots
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*The Asenion Divide underlines the parameters in which these categories apply.

5 notes2 years ago

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Who died and made you the robot police? I'll fuck a robot if I want to, try and fucking stop me boy


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10 notes2 years ago