chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I’m spreading vibes out here today

FEEL MY VIBES

omikuron:

enecoo:

omikuron:

enecoo:

video games

yes

die

agh… fuck

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priceofliberty:

rendakuenthusiast:

ranma-official:

argumate:

inferentialdistance:

argumate:

tilthat:

TIL 8% of Canadians have had sex in a canoe.

via reddit.com

show me this canoe where all the Canucks get it on

The Sex Canoe is a national treasure, and it’s whereabouts is a closely guarded secret. The RCMP keep it moving to ensure that information leaks only represent a short-term threat. Photography is not allowed.

the last thing you want is leaks in your sex canoe

canoe is interesting in that it’s basically a double mistranslation for the thing that we officially call a Canadian hatching chamber

What the fuck is that?

Death Stranding (TBA) by Kojima Productions

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awfulpigeon:

awfulpigeon:

Gonna be honest I have a very vague understanding of what a 7 year old is. I know it’s a child. But what grade they’d be in, how much they would know about like, i dont know, science, or like, how big they would be. I have no idea. I have no idea what a 7 year old is. 

So they are weaponized…

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beheeyem:

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jihaad:

just in case nobody told you today:

• you are beautiful
• you are strong
• your dick is huge

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interruptingkau:

The fact that markiplier is still alive is proof that that post successfully saved him from the LA gangs

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