DM: When you arrive you see the mangled corpse of a man
Player: I roll to pay respects
DM: You roll to- okay
Player: *rolls a nat 20*
DM: … Okay. You pay your respects to the dead man so well that Zeus himself comes down from the heavens and revives the man out of respect for your respect
honestly i love that he’s an actual meme in russia because none of them know that people here think he’s an extradimensional arcane horror who tried to kill a boar and replaced a monkey and tapir with replicants
I’ve only had lasagna once since The Incident. It was the most somber experience. Now, for the first time in a year, I’m gonna give it another chance to make up