Finally found the stats for those things The M9 fought (called The Lost) can’t believe one tried to do nasty things to my boy Caleb. All of this Sorrowsworns are horrible……kinda want to see them fight more of these creatures.
(via maybeiwasserious)
Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-
I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.
(via silver-tongues-blog)
My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”
(via silver-tongues-blog)
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)









