Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Gear Robofucker Manfred, you get your ass up these stairs and enjoy the romantic dinner this instant

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rider-waite:

pastel-hutt:

tally-art:

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

@probablyfakeblonde confirm?

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semie78:

imagine your otp

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chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

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give me ONE example

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give me ANOTHER example

Look man I’m not gonna feed you furbait just like that, that’d make me a yiff enabler - A-

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Anonymous: I notice you've stopped tagging you crash girls posts with "fight that furry feeling". Does this mean you've given in to the furry feeling?

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rip

73 notes2 years ago

tazsaints:

lol am i cool yet??

I am totally naming my Alolan Muk Pile-o-Sand as ‘SANDGUARDIAN’ XD

Based off of this legendary vine. 

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chefpyro:

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give me ONE example

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meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Bring them upstairs you cheap fuck, I set the table for a romantic dinner where we fuck on the table after

But I already mixed the cement and carried all these bricks down here you bitch why can’t you respect my efforts -` _´-

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meat-monster-deactivated2018010: So where are my flowers and chocolate Valentine?

Wine cellar in the basement. The small room with the shackles on the wall and the easily sealable doorway.

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‘tis the season, yes? - A-

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