silver-tongues-blog:

officialwhitegirls:

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god-is-prochoice:

cherthefashionista:

Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

That person fucking lied to you.

my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME 

Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.

I heard abortions are performed by funneling in rabid wolverines into the uterus.

It’s true, my dad works for Abortendo.

they also forgot to tell you the part about how the nurses have a basketball shootout with them and yell “kobe” everytime they get one in the trash

I heard that it’s preformed by blasting country music right into the womb until the fetus just dies

I heard they shove a 6-pack’s plastic rings into the uterus at the 3rd month and tangle the fetus in it; then let it develop for the other 6 months, making it’s own growth cut at its main arteries with the rings

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glumshoe:

muffinsandmatriarchy:

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glumshoe:

Imagine a story about a sleepy little town in the Pacific Northwest… with nothing unusual about it. Nothing outside of ordinary small town weirdness, anyway. Zero supernatural creatures or portals to other worlds or the end of the world or any shit like that. I know it’s hard to imagine such a setting, but like, just try to wrap your mind around the concept.

that’s a ridiculous conspiracy theory and i refuse to put any stock in such nonsense

Isn’t that basically Parks & Rec

Parks & Rec is set in Indiana.

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