I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.
Try is keyword.
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!
WHAT
(via silver-tongues-blog)
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I’m ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you’re my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
(via timurmurtazin)

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
(via sakimcgee)







