insanelyfriendlybear: How are you this fine day?

piratedashmod: Who do you want to see in a bikini?

Bikinies are boring.

sir-rigel: What is this, dress code?

The 8 rules:

1. Suspension-based bless the busted modestly.
2. Crop a top to be fresh in abundant manes.
3. Shudders form shown shoulders: short hair, sugar.
   
4. Pump up your sole before going for legsposure.
5. Put a pep in your step, save flats for a light match.
6. Same patterns alternate, each one a piece apart from each other.
   
7. Time flies slow if the ‘glass got flow.
8. No sweater. The sweater. No.

They’re specifically ambiguous to cheat people into breaking them.

Also because if I specify you’ll fucks use them against me è _é