luhurrii:
“ i was searching cute outfits in google and found this
so heres roxy!
”

luhurrii:

i was searching cute outfits in google and found this

so heres roxy!

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2,109 notes6 years ago

Sex tip:

pussysista:

If you enjoy doggystyle but are missing eye contact you can facetime your partner.

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108,326 notes6 years ago

DON’T ๐Ÿ‘ CALL ๐Ÿ‘ YOURSELF ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ WHORE ๐Ÿ‘ IF ๐Ÿ‘ YOU ๐Ÿ‘ DON’T ๐Ÿ‘ STEAL ๐Ÿ‘ LEMONS ๐Ÿ‘

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27,637 notes6 years ago

gaainsborough:

TELL US WHERE BABIES COME FROM 9S

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1,860 notes6 years ago

chefpyro:

themightysushicat:

chefpyro:

Petition for the “yonk” as an official unit of measurement

what does it measure

yonks

It’s a unit of time - .-

3 months and 13 days

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92 notes6 years ago

miss-nerdgasmz:

kuttithevangu:

At least one writer suggested that the chupacabra had language skills and could understand spoken Spanish (including profanities), as seen in this description of an eyewitness’s encounter: “The housewife’s eyes met those of the inhuman creature and stared it down, as she thought aloud, ‘If you’re the Chupacabras, you’re a pretty sorry excuse for a creature,’ then promptly added the abusive word pendejo to her thought.  The gargoylesque entity slowly covered its pointed face with its wings, as if hurt by her rebuff.  It moved away from its position, slinked against a wall, and half hid behind a washing machine.”

oh noooo

image

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17,518 notes6 years ago

nohrslittleprincess:

Best adaptation of Romeo and Juliet by far

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15,892 notes6 years ago

favorite songs?

https://youtu.be/5C_j3vRbYc8


…what of fucks is this? Lee… waht even?

3 notes6 years ago

projectsnt: But Gear, I like pineapple on pizza and I'm an only child.


…well, shite.

Hey waIT A MINUTE, WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU!

YOU’RE GONNA MAKE SAKI CRY >:Y

2 notes6 years ago
  • *walks into a barbershop*
  • yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhhh--
  • barber:say no more fam
17 notes6 years ago