zorri:

gruene-teufel:

turning-point-albania:

nympheminist:

how to get what you want:
• pout
• little girl voice
• suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

This is how Bernie can still win

(via timurmurtazin)

chuckle-voodooz:

Loving the new sword and shield legendaries

(via kitana-coldfire)

smatter:

Why is this the most mind blowing sentence I have ever read???!

(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)

lastoneout:

cheryandvanllagods:

lastoneout:

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

(via superb-fox)