Yeah, had to get a custom-made, special dildo for them. Fits like a glove - .-

Yeah, had to get a custom-made, special dildo for them. Fits like a glove - .-

6 notes2 years ago

amoniaco-de-setubal:

If Star ever needs any support, any comfort, any shoulder in that very night, it’s River’s. 

Mr. Diaz will do.

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1,722 notes2 years ago

ever-e-ting: Oh, wait, one more question. How TALL are you? I got... I got an idea depending on the answer.


6 feet, which means 6 legs, which translates to

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tall.

5 notes2 years ago

drewsgroove: "AWCY" what is that? What even is that? Btw awcy?


The Man knows our name now. We’re old hat, we’re blasé, we’re fucking bland. People look at our stuff and they sigh. Nobody gives a fuck about us because we’re doing shit that makes no sense.

2 notes2 years ago

ever-e-ting: So wait, what did I miss now? Something about a new ghost girl fetish?


That one isn’t new whtat the hell - _-

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10 notes2 years ago

spaceafrx:

siezureinabag:

themutantgene:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

adios-toreadork:

glumshoe:

cipherface:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.

Also… art forgers like van Meegeren sometimes become a kind of folk hero. A swindler, sure, but a gentleman’s swindler.

I liked this guy’s story, Mark Landis, who conned several dozen museums into displaying his forgeries, but when the FBI came after him they couldn’t do anything because he had always given them away as donations. They said if they could have found that he’d ever taken anything in exchange they would have prosecuted him, but all he wanted was get to out of the house and meet people.

“The first painting Landis “donated” was a copy of a work by Maynard Dixon, an artist well-known for his paintings of cowboys and Indians. It started as impulse, Landis says, but then “everybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to — I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.”” And it looks like all his forgeries are done with cheap materials, like markers and Hobby Lobby frames.

Ok, but Wolfgang Beltracchi is probably one of the best Fraud Artists in the world.

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His career brought him millions upon millions of dollars and lasted almost 40 years. He finally admitted to painting fraudulent art after the white paint he used came under scrutiny. 

Bob Simon: What do you think this Max Ernst would be worth?
Wolfgang Beltracchi: This one?
Simon: Yeah.
Beltracchi: $5 million, I think.
Simon: $5 million.  And you can do it in three days?
Beltracchi: Yeah, oh yes, yes, sure, or quicker”

-From a 60 minutes interview with Bob Simon


In The interview with Beltracchi, he said that none of his forgeries are copies, they’re all original works that the famous artists could have painted.

“Beltracchi estimates he has done 25 Max Ernsts. He is not copying an existing work. He’s painting something he thinks Ernst might have done if he’d had the time or felt like it.”
 -  The Con Artist: A multi-million dollar art scam


His wife was also in on the scam, she would dress up in old clothing and take pictures holding the paintings with old cameras to fake proof of the paintings’ ages.

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At the end of the interview with Wolfgang Beltracchi he was asked if he felt he had done anything wrong, his answer was “ Yeah, I used the wrong kind of paint”

Just … the levels of con there, the fake photos and … wow. That’s incredible. 

Heroes

Also fun fact we learned in class today: Michelangelo carved a sculpture of a Roman god, broke off the arm, and then buried it. The sculpture was dug up and was considered to be an authentic Roman artefact, until Michelangelo came along with the missing arm and called shenanigans on himself, just to prove he was as skilled a sculptor as the ancient Romans.

honestly mike? chill.

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257,898 notes2 years ago
nephritedart:
“ Place your votes!
(Marina here belongs to @hernyart)
blog ~ deviantArt ~ twitter
”
But what about legs? The people (me) demands it!! ò Aó

nephritedart:

Place your votes!

(Marina here belongs to @hernyart

blog ~ deviantArt ~ twitter

But what about legs? The people (me) demands it!! ò Aó

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1,028 notes2 years ago

theimaginarythoughts:

….why does anime McDonald’s look better than real life McDonald’s

(Source: noratable-moved, via funfetti-cakke)

172,199 notes2 years ago

Anonymous: mr just started watching kimi ni todoke due to your reaction images now I know why you like her ghost girl obsesser you :3c


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4 notes2 years ago

omegaresnovae: I saw the thing--whatever it was, and whoever it is you are.


Resno you entry-level AWCY motherfucker - _-

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5 notes2 years ago